Providing entertaining shows for very small and fairly large groups!

The World of the Paranormal is extremely popular these days. Even skeptics are fascinated by presentations of “psychic phenomena” — though they hardly believe.

Professor Paranormal (Loyd Auerbach) is able to deliver top-level entertainment with a paranormal theme, all the while never taking himself – or his subject — too seriously.

He engages, enthralls and entertains his audience with demonstrations of what appear to be genuine psychic abilities.

He’ll read thoughts of audience members, make predictions of items freely chosen by spectators, influence actions of helpers, move objects with his bare mind, show members of the audience how they are psychic as well, and perhaps contact a few spirits (or at the very least leave the audience in good spirits). He’ll show you how those crazy tabloids likely came up with their even crazier headlines, and predict a headline an audience member comes up with right after the prediction is written!

Much of his show often revolves around a love of movies, television and food, all things every audience can easily relate to. He even does fortunes and readings with chocolate — and as a professional chocolatier, it’s not only good chocolate, it’s great!

The Professor’s routines always involve the audience, and not just the helpers he brings to the front of the room.  After all, without participation, he’d just be reading his own mind (and that wouldn’t be too terribly exciting, now would it?).

This show can be adapted for just about any size group, from the intimate dinner party to larger scale corporate and college events. In general, the show runs an hour, but timing is up to you!

Loyd will work with you to make sure your Professor Paranormal experience suits your audience, venue and time requirements.

For more information on any entertainment or booking: email Loyd Auerbach at: profparanormal@gmail.com or call 925-518-4071 or for info on Cocoa Oracle Chocolate Readings: info@hauntedbychocolate.com

Note:

Please do NOT call the number above if you need help with a paranormal experience.

Please call the Office of Paranormal Investigations at: 415-249-9275.

DO call the Professor for more details of his show and how he can tailor it to your events.

And now for something completely different:

WHAT SOME FAMOUS (and not so famous, or even real) PEOPLE
ARE SAYING ABOUT PROFESSOR PARANORMAL…
(with acknowledgement to Robert Asprin…read his Mythadventures books!!!)

“His act really sucks. Of course, this is a good thing as far as I’m concerned.”
Dracula, Lord of the Vampires

“If I was really dead, he’d have no problem contacting me on the Other Side, uh huh.”
Elvis, currently in Las Vegas masquerading as an Elvis impersonator

“If he was in my line of work, I’d have to kill the competition.”  Casanova

“He never loses his head on stage. I know from where I am speaking on this.”
M. Antoinette

“I am so amazed — yet perplexed — by his performance I need to
work out my frustrations on everyone around me.”
Attila, Hun

“Even the best shouldn’t try to figure out how he does it.
Why he does it, that’s another thing altogether.”
D. Tracy

“Professor Paranormal proves my most famous equation,
that Entertainment equals Mentalism times Comedy squared.”
A. Einstein

“Absolutely Inventive.”
T. A. Edison

“If he’d been performing in my day, I never would have slept 20 years!”
R. Van Winkle

“Professor Paranormal leads his audience down the perfect path
into the world of the Unknown, as all good trailblazers should.”
D. Boone (echoed by D. Crockett)

“Professor Paranormal puts odd things together and makes them work!
This is something I aspire to myself.”
Dr. V. Frankenstein

“He’s my favorite paranormalist.  Every time I see him perform my ectoplasm shudders.”
Cayte, The Blue Lady, resident ghost of the Moss Beach Distillery

“majQa’ Professor Paranormal!”
Unidentified Klingon Warrior

“Amazing. And he didn’t even touch his volunteer’s face.”
Unidentified Vulcan Starfleet Officer

“The good Professor has total command of his audience, without a magic sword.
Would that all could do as well.”
Arthur, Rex

“Mind-reading. Predictions. Synchronicities. Psychokinesis.
Professor Paranormal is so good he should be bad. My kind of guy.”
B. Badenov

“Hokey Smokes, Professor Paranormal performs miracles!”
R. J. Squirrel

“He sure ain’t goofy!”
Unidentified Mouse, Anaheim , CA

“A real enigma.”
F. Mulder

“Entertaining, but not for real.”
D. Scully

“He’s an alien.  No human has powers like that. ”
C. Kolchak

“He surprised even me!”
Pandora

“Oh the tales he tells…”
Hans C. Andersen

“Why go to a séance when I can go to Professor Paranormal’s Psychic Mind Theater?”
H. Houdini